The Republic of Cro Priclentanz is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 420 million Cro Priclentanzians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.0%.

The very strong Cro Priclentanzian economy, worth 21.5 trillion rupees a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,118 rupees, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 191,586 per year while the poor average 9,537, a ratio of 20.1 to 1.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Cro Priclentanz, immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cro Priclentanz's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cro Priclentanz is ranked 232,487^th in the world and 10,065^th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 420 million capita.